Bringing you the first Akel Hawa Golden Awards! This is a parody of the too politically correct Murex d’Or Award. Maybe they can afford a fancy shmancy ceremony (we are working on that for the future), but we have the privilege of saying it like it is, without holding anything back. Why do celebrities always have to fight over just a few awards? We remedied to that and made sure we had enough for everyone.
The lucky winners are:
The “Bubble gum lips award” this year went to Maguy Farah. Yes, we like them pumped and juicy, filled with artificial goodness, and skewed on the side.
The “I make you want to slap me award” goes to Peter Semaan, for his annoying personality and fake character on his TV game show “Hrouf Mneelouf on the National Broadcasting Network – NBN”.
What happens when you mix 2 tablespoons of Hayfa Wehbeh, one cup of Nancy Ajram, a few drops of Elissa and a sprinkle of Nana? Well you get the hottest female celebrity for 2008, winner of the “Hal Sissane, ttrh ttrh award“, the beautiful sugar coated Amar.
The “Most str8 looking fashion designer of the year award” goes to Georges Hobeika. With his natural masculine features, his sweet and not overly confident demeanor , this irresistible creative is definitely the hottest male celebrity for 2008.
The “Sitt hashoura award” of this year goes to journalist Nidal Al Ahmadieh for causing so much controversy between Hayfa Wehbeh and Roula Saad, and for her other case with Najwa Karam. It is not just yellow journalism, it is a yellow television, long live the color yellow in Lebanon.
The “I will do anything for an award award” was given to Mister Lebanon Wissam Hanna. Overly groomed and armed with excessive mannerisms, he models, he acts, he hosts on Future Television, and God knows what else…Oh, and of course, he wins international titles!
The “Badnna nehleba award” was granted to Fersan El Arbaa, who after the success of their hit single “Fallou el Zouama”, released a close to identical sequel. Hopefully, they can now retire in Monaco?!
The “I am a witch, I do Hocus Pocus award” went to Mike Feghali. Osha el look! Skinhead, weird goatee, and black clothes make me look all magical and stuff. I don’t smile coz that would make me look normal and I would lose all my powers!
The “No substance, just cute young presenters award” goes to Rotana. We thought of Al Jaras Television, but the cable distributor in our area removed the channel for some reason, so we couldn’t monitor their latest shows.But then again, we are not so sure their annoying hosts qualify as cute anyway.
The “Continuously depressive and suicidal celebrity award” goes to Ziad Njeim, who doesn’t stop impressing us with his lame auto destructive views. Perhaps someone might wish to seek professional help?
The “Most conservative Miss Lebanon award” went to Rosarita Tawil for her strict orthodox upbringing and her PG rated self portrait.
The “Toss my husband aside, and make me look like Beyonce award” goes to Nawal El Zoghby for her wonderful come back.
The “WTF, This is totally creepy award” goes to the Trio: Viny Roumy, Ghadi and the female model in their video of “3enak Gouwa 3eni”. We are not so sure we got the concept though. The woman is upset because the man she loves actually loves another man. So they decide to live under the same roof to try and work it out. Unfortunately, one of the men gets jealous and starts a fight??…Vinnie also won the “Oriental Hib Hob and Rab award” for his incredible un-vocal skills 🙂
Finally, last but not least, the “Let’s make a cheap, cheesy, unwatchable movie and make a quick buck out of it award” goes to the producer and cast of Madame Bambino. This is our version of the Golden Tomato award.
Well, kel Akel Hawa d’Or Award w-ento bi kheyr. Who else do you think should have received an award? Give the name of the celebrity and the rationale below.
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PS: Next year, we might organise an actual ceremony and invite the stars to receive their prizes